Aight, now... I wanna make a few things clear, As from Saturday, I became a bachelor... and yea it means that, i am single XD On saturday... at the pool, i said to myself exactly these words
"Look at the girl, shes soooo beautiful Wow!!! U know what??? Im gonna go get tha... WTF HOLY SHIT!!! WTF IS THAT MASSIVE HUGE FATASS BLUE WAHALE DOING THERE!!!??? OMG OMG OMG OMG STAY THE FUK AWAY FROM THE GIRLL!!!! UR RUINING MY VIEWW@!!!! @RRRRGGGHHH SOO WIDE!!!!!"
Drowns from view being wrecked by the fatass*
Bold: The Chik
Normal: Me
Lols nah... thats a bit too slack XD So... yea, basically a recap of what i did as there were many people who were clueless of what happened XD so, in detail this is what happened:
I called her, she picked up then "Nihao?" WTF!!! "Nihao?" uhh.... hi, "Sorry, who's this?" Uhhh im not sure if u remember but, we met at the pool earlier today? "Ohhhh Hi XD Sure i remember you, u were the guy who came and asked me for my number right??" Yea thats me XD So, how are you? "Oh Im Great thanks, so was there a particular reason why you came up to talk to me?" Uhh, yea well the truth is I was just wonderin, Nah... actually XD i just wanted to get to know you a lil better. "Oh.... so u mean U Mean... Im attractive to you?"
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa!!! Im Gonna like stop right there!!! I mean... Holy... Did you... Did You just- Hear- what- Hear what she said???? OMG!!! WTF "Oh.... so u mean U Mean... Im attractive to you?" I mean !!! WTF IS THAT HUH??? Don't you just hate it when girls are a little bit too.... hmm lets seee, well over intellegent? I mean... shes sooo smart that she can even read my mind!!! Well.... unless of course she could see i had a stiffy as a went up to her... it means she can read people's minds... or she just goes around staring at boys Crutches all day!!! Freaking hell...
Anyways... lols so what happened after was... I asked her where she lived... and she replied with a .... Ryde.... I was like WTF!.... Man screw this, and i just hung up...
I mean, honestly... as if u could be bothered to go out with a chick, whos either really perverted or just super smart who lives in fuking Ryde.... I mean.... Who in this world.... would have the right mind to do so, maybe some black guy who lives in like Kellyville... but most certainly not me sir XD
Ok so.... maybe thats enough ranting about her... lets move onto some good shit that will probs remain in my fantasy XD
So in my fantasy.... i wanna have like this massive group date with the girls from T-ara. I recently got hooked onto them again after they released this song along with the damned luky guys from SuperNova XD...
So what do you guys reckon??? You gotta admit XD even you white boys get turned on by watching them chiks bouncing up and Down XD
Lols nah just kidding...
So.... im just gonna round this post up with a basketball vid.... like always XD enjoy
this ones from Superman!!!
Peace Ya'll XD



